Natalie Portman loves dirty jokes!

Natalie Portman loved the “dirty” jokes she was told on the set of her new film.

The 29-year-old actress shot Your Highness with James Franco and Zooey Deschanel in County Antrim and County Down in Northern Ireland and has revealed the Irish and British crew members all had a very rude sense of humor.

|Their dirty jokes made me laugh so much. I wasn’t outraged, although they were scandalous!” Natalie said.

“However, there’s a time and a place for jokes and sometimes things are inappropriate like first thing in the morning, like 5.00am – but I’m not too precious about that kind of thing.”

The brunette beauty who stars as all-action Isabel in the medieval caper also insists she has no qualms about appearing in comedies after winning an Oscar for her dark portrayal of a tortured ballerina in ‘Black Swan’.

“The big thing I’ve been wanting to do is not be snobby and just do prestige movies, because that’s really limiting and it’s joyless to do those kind of movies all the time. I don’t want to fit into some mold of respectability,” she said.

“Meryl Streep doesn’t do the so-called ‘right’ kind of film all the time. Sometimes it’s just about having fun. I think it’s important to be irreverent and make a point of not meeting other people’s expectations.”

Blind gossip!

1) “Which young star was spotted picking up a pregnancy test during her next promotional stop? She’s officially single right now, but toying with the idea of new boyfriend though it remains to be seen whether or not he’s just a convenient distraction for publicity or the real deal. Or maybe it’s a leftover from the ex after a farewell hookup? Needless to say, with that kind of purchase, someone’s been in there. And they may have not been careful, although I guess it shouldn’t surprise me anymore that getting knocked up is a career strategy these days. Naïve as it sound however in her case I just can’t see it. Too young, not ready. Which means I hope her test comes back negative. Because otherwise, obviously, it’s a lot of drama to take care of.” [LaineyGossip]

2) “This D List bleach blond celebrity recently visited a spiritualist that told her that she is the spirit of Marilyn Monroe reincarnated. She was also promised that her career would blossom into something bigger than Ms. Monroe’s if the D Lister would visit the Westwood Village Mem*rial Park C*metery where Marilyn is interned at least once a month for a year. The D Lister has already visited twice. ” [BuzzFoto]

Kourtney Kardashian felt like a prostitute!

Kourtney Kardashian loved making her acting debut on One Life to Live even though she had to kiss someone!

The reality star admits having to lock lips with her costar left her feeling like a prostitute!

“I had to kiss somebody,” she recalled.

“And I was, like, ‘I feel like a prostitute.’ You’re being paid to kiss someone!

“I probably ate a hundred mints that day.”

Kourtney recently admitted that she’s toyed with the idea of moving to Manhattan full-time.

“We keep going back and forth. Scott has had a place in New York since he was born, so we go there a lot,” she said.

“Now that we have a store in New York, we have a reason to go back. I’d love to be bicoastal.

Lindsay Lohan takes tumble on night out!

Lindsay Lohan is going down!!

The troubled Mean Girls actress took a tumble during a night out in New York earlier this week.

According to New York Post gossip column Page Six, Lindsay  dropped to her hands and knees on the Lower East Side, then popped up wearing a beaming smile to go with chunky high-heel shoes and a leopard-spot coat.

“Lindsay wasn’t drunk. She was goofing around, that’s why she was laughing,” a source said.

Adam Lambert kick-out of Lady GaGa party?

Adam Lambert has been a naughty boy!

The For Your Entertainment singer got himself kicked out of Lady GaGa’s twenty-fifth birthday party Sunday night because he was drunk and behaving like an idiot.

Lambert, 29, wasn’t even invited to the bash at L.A.’s La Cita Mexican restaurant, but attended as a guest of the Scissor Sisters, who have been opening for GaGa on tour.

“Adam showed up beyond drunk,”Perez Hilton told the Morning Dishradio program Thursday. “Super sloppy embarrassingly drunk!”

Lambert began some intense fist-pumping and kept beating on the walls until he’d actually punched a hole in the building’s low ceiling.

“Adam acted like an animal,” a source said. “He kept jumping up on the tables and chairs and screaming. When they brought the cake out he tried to smear it in GaGa’s face and put a doll from the cake in her mouth!”

Adam recently revealed he’d love to appear in a movie.

“I’d definitely be interested in that,” he said.

“I did theater for about 10 years in Los Angeles and a little bit in Europe. Getting back into acting would be very exciting and something that would make sense for me.

“I don’t have any immediate plans but maybe something will come up.

“I think I’d like to try on-screen because I’ve never really done much of that, I’ve done a lot of theater and I’m not saying I won’t do more, but I’d like to do something new.”

Kanye West & Kate Upton dating?

Kanye West is making moves on a new woman!

The Stronger hitmaker has reportedly set his sights on Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue beauty Kate Upton.

The rapper was spotted sneaking in the back door at the Victoria’s Secret VIP Swim event at Club L in Los Angeles at 11:30 p.m. and sitting with Upton, reports the New York Post.

The duo were seen flirting and left hand-in-hand through the back door to avoid paparazzi around 12:30 a.m.

Kanye recently revealed he wants to be the next Michael Jackson.

With the passing of Michael Jackson, I feel a responsibility to bring things to our generation that can inspire and bring real culture to pop culture,” he said.

“I don’t sleep any more thinking how we are going to fill this gap, and create something to inspire on the level he did.

“I don’t want to be put in the hip-hop box, I’m an artist. Hopefully I’ll hook up with George Lucas and do a film about yellow people with beaks.” Well, we’d definitely pay good money to see that…”

Tom Selleck loses temper gun-toting extra!

Tom Selleck has quite the temper!

The actor apparently flew off the handle when an extra on the set of his TV show Blue Bloods picked up a real gun and started pointing it at people!

The extra who was playing a cop but had never held a real gun was horrified when Tom, a lifelong gun enthusiast and board member of the National Rifle Association, spotted him and yelled, “Hey, YOU! What the HELL are you doing? That gun’s NOT a toy stop waving it around!”

“Look at you…your finger’s STILL ON THE TRIGGER!”

According to American tabloid the National Enquirer, the extra then squirmed, “Is the gun really loaded?”

Selleck replied, “No, it’s not loaded. But when you handle a gun it’s common sense to assume it IS loaded, and NOT point it at people!”