Blind gossip!

1) “The NFL Lockout is in full effect, and it has made an impression on the players and their lifestyles. Unfortunately for one NFL baller and Super Bowl champion, the lockout – along with a lingering injury and sub-par performance last season – has turned him into a “party guy.” According to sources, this particular player is numbing his frustration with techno music and ecst*sy. He’s been seen partying into the wee hours of the morning and sucking on pacifiers (a common practice of someone “rolling” on ecst*sy). His friends and family are concerned. Hopefully this guy will get it together before it is too late.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “While taking a helicopter ride on a recent vacation to get an aerial tour of the area, this B List actress allegedly gave the pilot a little ride of his own, if you catch our drift. ” [BuzzFoto]

3) “This one is bizarre. It isn’t that breakups among celebrity couples is [sic] not common. This one though is just weird when you consider the participants. This foreign born B- list actor who has an impressive body of work has been married for a very long time to someone who has an impressive body and people have thought so for years. Anyway, she used to be an actress but gave it up when she got married. Well, it seems there was a recent reunion of the cast of one of her old very hit movies and she got together with a guy who wanted her in that movie. He is an actor too and was almost A list back in the day, but is a solid B- kind of guy with very high name recognition. The husband is not all that chafed because now he figures he does not have to hide his affairs from his wife.” [CDAN]